Welcome to the Alanis County website! We're so glad to see you here!
Alanis County is a small town located in Hudson, New Jersey. Not much is special about our town, except for our beautiful greenery, friendly folk, and cozy homes and hotels.
Don't worry about coming here sick! Most of Alanis County's residents have medical experice and can help you if anything is wrong, physically and mentally.
Crime here is very limiting, as our mayor is kind enough to keep people from becoming criminals.
Alanis County's history is recommended as very extraterrestrial. Back in 1776, when Jersey was first discovered, a small puddle with an undesignated depth was found hidden in a nearby forest. The minature lake is still archived within a nearby structure and is labeled as The Alanis Bottomless Pit!
In the early 2000's, a test was recorded on the bottomless pit to see how deep it was. Despite the device being as large as a bus, the hole's bottom was never reached. A second test was run, this time with a camera attached to the end of the device. None of the photos or videos from the test could be retrieved, but a worker on the experiment, named Max Wilson, claims that the photos revealed a large unmeasured space filled with water beneath the earth. A few more photos and a video later, a mysterious being attacked the device, knocking off the camera.
The leni Lennape, an Indian tribe by the Hudson river, have a written legend for this deep hole, known as "Komtriva'al". When transcribed, the legend reads:
"From the stars rains a stray."
"It came without shape, without form, without originality."
"It tried to bond with nature and the trees, but it brought poison with its fruit and pollution with its roots."
"A tribe's chief saw this desimation, and had the stray cut down."
"The stray was furious. So furious, its heat burned it through the ground into the under-ocean."
"From then, the stray made a plan. Within centuries, the being shall make reflections of every being, each bringing poison to the land."
"Once every copy has assimilated its host, a war shall begin and bring the end of days, where all will be replaced."
Quite frightning, isn't it?
Well, we're not done yet! In 2012, two teenage boys discovered an odd inscription on a rock tracing back to 2000 B.C. The inscription shows a collection of people sprawled out in painful positions around what appears to be a pine tree with arms. This could mean that ancient people lived in Jersey before everyone else found it!
Want to talk with the citizens of Alanis County? Well you can! using this chatbox, you can send a message to a random person inhabiting Alanis.
Good Luck!